Crocodile
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Mark McLachlan

Man this movie sucks. I watched it expecting a good, fun, lame, cheesy b-movie with some one liners and SOMETHING decent at very least. What I got was “The Real Cancun” with crocodiles. If you like to watch ugly frat-boys get drunk, go for it. If you think it’s humorous that an ugly frat-boy is seasick, so he pukes in a hat, go for it. When will people understand that ugly frat-boys do NOT make a party movie. You need ugly punk rockers dammit! Just look at every fun party movie. This movie had annoying characters, but not in a fun way (like Return of the Living Dead, the Convent). These characters were very similar to someone on Dawson’s Creek or something. Let me say, if you thought “Bleed” had strong, funny characters, you’ll probably think the same of this one.